Happiness CCXI
Seeing Twitter approach 99.9% uptime.
Happiness CCX
While up the river without a paddle you realize you don’t need one.
Fathers Day 2008
For all the hours you worked
For all the knowledge and advice you share
For setting the example and showing me how to be a man
For teaching me how to respect people
For being there when any of us kids stumbled
For always listening
Most of all, thank you for being my dad.
Happiness CCIX
Happiness is living up to your own expectations.
Happiness CCVIII
Balance. Being your own worst critic & your own biggest fan.
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just called on Zelensky to be OUSTED
"I suggest they get a new leader who can make a deal, because he could have made many deals that for some reason, he NEVER does."
"That's a war that should have never started. And I think it's time for Ukraine to
I don't want to make a martyr of the Fort Hood terrorist. @POTUS @SecWar if you really want to deter future Islamist terrorists, use fear and shame in their executions. All-female firing squads with bullets dipped in bacon fat.
This is satanic. Look at who’s clapping
